Nice amputation.

Lizzie (age 3) was playing Star-Wars Lego minifigures with me and Hyrum (age 7).  Hyrum was being the good guys, and Lizzie and I were a pair of bad droids.  Lizzie's droid got mad at the way my droid was talking. .

Lizzie: "If you keep talking that way, I will cut your head off!"
Me: "That's not very kind to cut my head off!"
Lizzie: "Well, then I'll cut your legs off!"
Me: "That's not very nice, either, to cut my legs off!"
Lizzie: "Well. . I'll do it nicely!"